With a famous NHL player for a step-brother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation many hockey stars come with. She"s smart enough to steer clear of those hot, well-built boys with unparalleled stamina. That is until she meets the legendary team captain"Alex Waters.
Violet isn"t interested in his pretty, beat-up face, or his rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet"s previous misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes more than just a hot body with a face to match.
In what can only be considered a complete lapse in judgment, Violet finds out just how good Alex is with the hockey stick in his pants. But what starts out as a one-night stand, quickly turns into something more. Post-night of orgasmic magic, Alex starts to call, and text, and e-mail and send extravagant"and quirky"gifts, making him difficult to ignore, and even more difficult not to like.
The problem is, the media portrays Alex as a total player, and Violet doesn"t want to be part of the game.Books in Series:Pucked Series by Helena HuntingBooks by Author:Helena Hunting Books
It"s 6:51 on Thursday morning, and I"m thirty seconds away from an amazing orgasm. Women everywhere should take a page from the man manual. Just because I don"t sport the obvious signs men do, such as morning wood, doesn"t mean I shouldn"t take care of my personal needs before I hit the shower. My day is always better when I start with a shot from the orgasm bottle.
I"m right there, teetering on the brink of heaven. Every nerve ending is on fire in the best way possible. My muscles are tight, fingers moving at a furious pace, the vibrator"God bless the damn vibrator"is hitting the s-s-s-spot, and everything is about to go blissfully white.
And that"s the moment my mother"s shrill voice breaks all orgasmic magic, destroying my morning jill-off. She must have let herself in again, as is typical.
Here"s the thing; I don"t live with my mom. I moved out more than four years ago"into the damn pool house. Technically, it"s on the same piece of property, but it"s supposed to be my private space. My refuge from my crazy awesome, albeit super-inappropriate mother.
The door to my bedroom crashes open as I shut off the vibe and pull up the covers. My vagina is raging. I can"t even begin to explain. It"s the female equivalent of blue balls.
"Mom!" I slump further under the comforter. "How many times do we need to have this talk""
"You should be out of bed already! I have something for you!" She waves her hands around in the air like the crazy inflatable balloon guy on TV. It"s too much this early in my day.
"I literally just woke up. I need five minutes before we have a conversation, okay""
Her arms fall to her sides, her shoulders dropping with her smile, which would make me feel bad, except she"s let herself into my home and barged into my bedroom unannounced. So all I have is frustration.
"Oh, sure." Her dejection is blissfully short-lived. "How about I put on a pot of coffee""
My mom loves to be useful, and while I"m annoyed, I don"t want to hurt her feelings in spite of the inconvenient interruption. "That"d be great." Any reason to get her out of my room is a good one, but a fresh pot of coffee is more than welcome.
She backs out and closes the door, leaving me in peace. For three seconds I contemplate finishing what I started, but there"s no way I"m going to come with my mom tooling around in my kitchen. Instead, I toss my vibe into the nightstand and make a stop in the bathroom to wash my hands.
At twenty-two, I should be able to maintain some distance from my mother. However, she has a great deal of difficulty with the concept of personal space. In my freshman year of college, I threw out the idea of moving into an apartment close to campus. My mom and Sidney"my stepdad"had recently tied the knot. They were worse than virginal teenagers. I"ve had the misfortune of walking in on them in compromising positions more than once. The third time was my breaking point.
Guilt-ridden and embarrassed by the psychological damage he had caused, Sidney offered to renovate the pool house. I agreed only because it saved me thousands on rent.
When I first scored my job several months ago, I started looking for my own apartment again, in part because of the frequency of my mother"s unplanned visits. Being the ever helpful parent, she tagged along on the expedition and told me roommate horror stories " la Single White Female. Seeing as the only places I could reasonably afford were shared accommodations, I chose to stay put in the pool house a while longer. As I no longer carry the burden of tuition, revisiting that option seems like a good plan.
I wipe my vagina-scent-free hands on my T-shirt as I enter the kitchen. My mom sits at the table and leafs through one of the gossip rags she loves to reads while she sips a cup of coffee.
"I think they made Buck look way worse here than he really is, don"t you"" She turns the magazine around so I can see the horrible pictures of my stepbrother.
I grab a mug, fill it with liquid heaven, and drop into the chair across from my mom. "I think Buck does a decent job of making himself look bad all on his own without the help of the media."
My stepbrother is such a whore. I"m tempted to apply this label to all professional hockey players. It"s a blanket statement, an overzealous and possibly incorrect generalization. However, based on personal experience, I believe it"s true for the most part. It certainly applies to the one hockey player I dated last year. I consider him to be like Voldemort: he who shall not be named.